Travis Garland - Didn’t Stand a Chance
A well-fitted suit and pair of Ferragamos becomes the male equivalent to lingerie.
The combover isn’t quite as repulsive as you had once thought.
Childish wallets become completely unacceptable. If it has velcro, you might as well carry your cash in a ziploc bag.
The only flashy jewelry a man should wear is a fine watch.
A well-established resume becomes key in determining dateability.
Must be cultured in politics and worldly issues.
Intelligence. Intelligence is sexy.